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Recently, I overheard a conversation  between some guys. One was sharing his sexual experience/ escapades with a particular lady. According to this guy, the lady was good and all, but when they started making love, her vagina was making a ‘farting’ sound. And the friends concluded that since the lady’s vaginal was making such a sound, it means she’s not a decent person. To them, she has probably slept with countless men. One of the guys even said he was so sure he might have slept with her before. Hmmmm! The usual me would have loved to give them the length of my tongue after hearing such.

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But I just walked away. Why? I don’t have such energy to exert on educated illiterates, sorry sight and low life kind of guys.

 

I can’t believe that at this time and age some people would stoop that low.

 

And the fact that something as inconsequential as air from a lady’s pussy will make a man conclude that the lady is not decent. What happened to asking questions. So you’re going to lose a good woman because of your lack of education/exposure or the fact that you can’t ask questions or do research? (ignoramus fools)

 

So, these set of intellectual morons have not heard of ‘QUEEFING‘? and how about the most normal thing that happens to every woman? (or humans because we can’t be too sure nowadays 😜)with a Vagina?😲

 

Queefing is the result of a trapped pocket of air getting pushed out of your vagina.

 

The noise is similar to a fart, but it’s not the same thing at all. A queef has no smell. (If it smells then you need to see a doctor )It happens when a penis, fingers, or sex toy go in and out of the vagina, bringing additional air along with it;

 

also during a workout, when you’re sitting cross-legged…

 

Queefing is just part of the mechanics that come with having a vagina,

 

Unfortunately, there aren’t really any specific sex positions that can prevent it, “Certain sex positions such as doggy style and inverted missionary (aka, woman on top) seem to increase the queefing effect,”

 

 

 

Though not proven, a position like traditional missionary, which has you lying back and your vagina typically less open, would likely minimize the amount of air getting into the vagina, resulting in less queefs.

 

 

Some people also suggest changing positions or avoiding positions that cause air to become trapped inside the vagina. Additionally, strengthening the pelvic floor muscles through exercises like Kegels may also help prevent queefing.

 

 

But honestly, maybe the best thing to do is not worry about queefing so much. The next time you’re getting down with your partner and you let one out , just remind yoursef that it’s natural. “It’s best to enjoy these awkward moments by laughing about it and knowing you both are probably having a really great time creating the queefing effect,

 

Just queef away while you create magical pleasure 🤭🤪.

 

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Fans Attack Tems For Declaring Self ‘Jesus Baby’

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Grammy-winning Nigerian singer Temilade Openiyi, popularly known as Tems, has sparked controversy after declaring herself “a Jesus baby.”

The Crazy Tings crooner made the declaration while responding to a question about her zodiac sign in an interview with The People Gallery at the 2025 Fashion Awards.

“Oh, I’m a Jesus baby. My sign is love, peace and joy,” she said.

This earned Tems backlash after a clip of the interview went viral on social media, with critics chastising her for associating herself with Jesus despite being a secular artist.

Read some of the reactions on X below: xm_muva wrote: “She [Tems] makes worldly music and shakes her fine ass on stage to the entire world. Christians are hypocrites lol. Y’all think your religion is a buffet, bro. Be free, ah?”

Phena95 opined: “Jesus or Christianity is not an aesthetic; it’s not just about love, joy and peace. Repentance as well.”

Chocodilish wrote: “Add some personality to your music, this Jesus baby bllsht is killing your brand abeg.”

max_sticks said: “It’s funny when I see believers attacking her [Tems] for doing too much. Your identity is Christ and not one useless zodiac sign, please.”

Gigialwashere added: “I agree with her [Tems]. Grown past being a Gemini, now I identify as a Jesus baby.”

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‎P-Square fraud trail: EFCC disowns Peter’s $800k claim against Jude

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The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, on Friday told a Lagos High Court sitting in Ikeja that it has no evidence to support the allegation that Jude and Paul Okoye of P-Square fraudulently withdrew $800,000, contrary to claims made by their brother, Peter Okoye.

‎Peter had in 2024 petitioned the EFCC accusing Jude of diverting the P-Square group funds, operating 47 undeclared bank accounts and manipulating the share structure of Northside Entertainment Ltd, a company jointly owned by them

‎The EFCC subsequently filed charges against Jude over alleged financial misconduct in the management of the P-Square brand.

‎During resumed cross-examination, EFCC counsel, M.K. Bashir, told Justice Rahman Oshodi that the commission could not present evidence for the alleged  withdrawal.

‎When asked by the judge to substantiate Peter’s claim, Bashir said: “We do not have it. It is his evidence. Let him prove it. I can’t give what I don’t have.”

‎Peter had testified on May 23, 2025, that he obtained new evidence showing how Jude and Paul allegedly withdrew and shared more than $800,000 between March 2023 and October 2024.

‎ But when defence counsel, Clement Onwuenwunor, SAN, confronted him with inconsistencies, he shifted his position, stating that the alleged withdrawal actually occurred between 2013 and 2014.

‎The defence further challenged Peter’s assertion that Jude operated 47 bank accounts.

‎Peter insisted the EFCC held the evidence, but Bashir denied the claim, saying: “I do not have 47 bank accounts. It is one of the witness’s claims, but I do not have such a copy.”

‎Onwuenwunor asked the court to order Peter and the EFCC to produce the alleged 47 accounts.

‎Justice Oshodi however rejected the request and ruled that the defence must apply formally since the documents were neither before the court nor part of the admitted evidence.

‎The defence also confronted Peter over his claim that Jude owned 80 per cent of Northside Entertainment.

‎Although Peter maintained he had proof, the defence tendered CAC records contradicting his assertion.

‎Peter was further questioned on his claim that he was unaware of the existence of Northside Music and that Jude signed artist Cynthia Morgan without his knowledge.

‎He said he only discovered the company in 2024 when Cynthia Morgan sent him her contract on Northside Entertainment letterhead, adding that while the contract was signed with Northside Music, her albums were credited to Northside Inc.

‎Justice Oshodi adjourned the matter to December 12, 2025, for continuation of trial.

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Forbes Names Highest Paid Deceased Celebrity Of 2025

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Late American singer, Michael Jackson, has been crowned the highest-paid deceased celebrity of 2025.

 

The ‘King of pop’ topped the list of the highest-paid deceased celebrities of 2025 recently released by Forbes.

According to the magazine, Jackson earned $105 million over the past year, more than any other late icon by a wide margin.

The majority of Jackson’s recent earnings came from the 2024 sale of a 50% stake in his master recordings and publishing catalog to Sony Music for $600 million.

Other musicians on Forbes’ annual list of top-earning deceased celebrities cover ten of the top thirteen spots including Prince, John Lennon, and Bob Marley. Collectively, the group earned $541 million in the past year.

Since Jackson’s death in 2009, his estate has generated a staggering $3.5 billion, making him the most posthumously successful celebrity of all time

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